Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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