He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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