My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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