and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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