If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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