Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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