The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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