But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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