I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she peed on how many people?
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Bring me that man meat
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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