maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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