He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I have feelings that need drinking.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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