Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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