Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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