Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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she peed on how many people?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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