dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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