She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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