Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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