She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
my liver is dry heaving
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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