Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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