She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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