And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
two words: eviction party
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You are a genius and a whore.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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