he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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