I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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