So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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