How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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