would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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