We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Randomize