It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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