i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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