Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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