you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
