I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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