it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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