the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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