I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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