I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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