Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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