You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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