Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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