That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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