I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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