It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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