Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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