Are we in a gay sports bar?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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