I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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