oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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