Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I intend to get homeless drunk
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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