I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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