Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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