I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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