It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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