Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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