no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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