he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
there was a trapeze. enough said
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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