he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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