community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Dicks are not precious.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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