He disabled his match.com account in front of me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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