I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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